In 1987, the world was introduced to Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!, a game that would go on to frustrate an entire generation of children like myself who were still working on perfecting that whole “hand-eye coordination” thing.
In order to beat the game, you had to be able to channel your inner Patches O’Houlihan and dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge Tyson’s brutal flurry of punches, which was much easier said than done.
Nintendo is planning to re-release the game on Switch later this month.
However, there’s one minor catch: Mike Tyson won’t be making his return.
Nintendo originally only licensed the boxer’s name for three years, and after that, he was replaced by a character dubbed “Mr. Dream,” who had all the same moves but sorely lacked any gaps between his teeth. You might be sad to learn the “new” version of Punch-Out!! will feature Mr. Dream instead of Tyson but there’s one person in particular who seems to be especially peeved: Tyson himself. After the re-release came to his attention, the boxer-turned-marijuana enthusiast hopped on Twitter to share his displeasure and encouraged others to do the same.